Rocket

On Thursday night Roger Clemens had a shot to win his 350^th game. But he and the Yankees lost to the Rockies.

I don’t really care. It’s just a good excuse to comment on what a moron Roger Clemens is. I submit as evidence his assertion that he thought the broken bat he threw at Mike Piazza was the ball. Yes, that’s right, he thought a foot-long piece of jagged wood was a three inch leather ball. That makes him either an idiot or an asshole.

I suspect he’s both.